In honor of the season, the great song by Bauhaus…
Stay Spooky…
Love,
Sheila
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Zombie Pub Crawl
I’m very excited about the upcoming zombie pub crawl coming up on October 17th. My vampire companions and I will be delighted to crash it. Once through the club door I plan to find my true vampire desire. Will you be there?
Vamspiring or non?
Some very sexy “TWILIGHT TALK” that you can read in the upcoming “Vampire’s Guide to Dining.”
What’s a vamp like you doing in a place like this?
You are my vampspire desire!
Your castle or mine?
Come to my house and I’ll show you my bite marks…
You have a beautiful neck. Would you bare it?
You look fang-tastic!
Hey baby – What’s your favorite fangout?
What’s your sign? I’d really like to read your vamposcope!
When I gaze into your eyes I feel nothing but vampassion!
You’re just too good to be true…can’t take my eyes off your…neck.
Meet me at midnight Mary, and we’ll get scary!
Do you know a good plasma center we can tuck into?
Honey, you and me together; we make a good blood connection!
TWILIGHT TALK
What’s a vamp like you doing in a place like this?
You are my vampspire desire!
Your castle or mine?
Come to my house and I’ll show you my bite marks…
You have a beautiful neck. Would you bare it?
You look fang-tastic!
Hey baby – What’s your favorite fangout?
What’s your sign? I’d really like to read your vamposcope!
When I gaze into your eyes I feel nothing but vampassion!
You’re just too good to be true…can’t take my eyes off your…neck.
Meet me at midnight Mary, and we’ll get scary!
Do you know a good plasma center we can tuck into?
Honey, you and me together; we make a good blood connection!
TWILIGHT TALK
What’s a vamp like you doing in a place like this?
You are my vampspire desire!
Your castle or mine?
Come to my house and I’ll show you my bite marks…
You have a beautiful neck. Would you bare it?
You look fang-tastic!
Hey baby – What’s your favorite fangout?
What’s your sign? I’d really like to read your vamposcope!
When I gaze into your eyes I feel nothing but vampassion!
You’re just too good to be true…can’t take my eyes off your…neck.
Meet me at midnight Mary, and we’ll get scary!
Do you know a good plasma center we can tuck into?
Honey, you and me together; we make a good blood connection!
TWILIGHT TALK
What’s a vamp like you doing in a place like this?
You are my vampspire desire!
Your castle or mine?
Come to my house and I’ll show you my bite marks…
You have a beautiful neck. Would you bare it?
You look fang-tastic!
Hey baby – What’s your favorite fangout?
What’s your sign? I’d really like to read your vamposcope!
When I gaze into your eyes I feel nothing but vampassion!
You’re just too good to be true…can’t take my eyes off your…neck.
Meet me at midnight Mary, and we’ll get scary!
Do you know a good plasma center we can tuck into?
Honey, you and me together; we make a good blood connection!
TWILIGHT TALK
What’s a vamp like you doing in a place like this?
You are my vampspire desire!
Your castle or mine?
Come to my house and I’ll show you my bite marks…
You have a beautiful neck. Would you bare it?
You look fang-tastic!
Hey baby – What’s your favorite fangout?
What’s your sign? I’d really like to read your vamposcope!
When I gaze into your eyes I feel nothing but vampassion!
You’re just too good to be true…can’t take my eyes off your…neck.
Meet me at midnight Mary, and we’ll get scary!
Do you know a good plasma center we can tuck into?
Honey, you and me together; we make a good blood connection!
TWILIGHT TALK
What’s a vamp like you doing in a place like this?
You are my vampspire desire!
Your castle or mine?
Come to my house and I’ll show you my bite marks…
You have a beautiful neck. Would you bare it?
You look fang-tastic!
Hey baby – What’s your favorite fangout?
What’s your sign? I’d really like to read your vamposcope!
When I gaze into your eyes I feel nothing but vampassion!
You’re just too good to be true…can’t take my eyes off your…neck.
Meet me at midnight Mary, and we’ll get scary!
Do you know a good plasma center we can tuck into?
Honey, you and me together; we make a good blood connection!
#SelfieFrom Hell!!
This one’s gone viral #SelfieFromHell – what do you think? Too scary or not scary enough?
We’re more interested in dinner and a movie, frankly…
Stay spooky!
Love,
Sheila
Zombie Crawl on October 17th
The Minneapolis Zombie Pub Crawl will be taking place on October 17th, 2015. You may be surprised who shows up!
Stay spooky!
Love,
Sheila
The Vampires’ Guide to Dining
Contrary to popular belief, vampires do not subsist on blood alone. The Vampires’ Guide to Dining introduces a comic universe of sixteen vampire types, and includes “vamp-spiring” and “non-vamp-spiring” dating and dining tips for each.
For example, Trailer Trash Drac loves his Baby Back ribs, and the perfect dating scene for him is a honky-tonk bar and grill. For those into more sustainable life-styles, the Eco Type vamp dinner of such delights as Monster Mash Hash and Fangs ‘n Hot Chicken Wings might be more to their taste.
With the current popularity of vampires, zombies and werewolves, the entire series of creature dining reference books is guaranteed to appeal to anyone interested in that “dark enchanted evening.” You will enjoy these hilarious, insightful dating guides, as well as delight in a range of tasty foods to cook and savor.
Centers for Disease Control Zombie Preparedness
Ozy Report on CDC Preparedness
Wonder if the CDC could use a cookbook in their recommended list of items to prepare for a zombie apocalypse? If so, I’ve got just the thing – The Zombie’s Guide to Dining.
Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response
Bon Appetit!
Love,
Sheila
Welcome to Moonfire!
I am the author of a series of entertaining dining and compatibility guides featuring vampires, zombies and werewolves. The books come complete with colorful and imaginative illustrations, and are full of tasty recipes. These seriously humorous guides combine the art of personality typing and dating advice with a delicious and extensive collection of recipes, including appetizers, undead breads, main courses, sides and decadent desserts.
As a small child, my father related how he once spent two and half days traveling by train and singing songs with Bela Lugosi. This adventure captured my imagination, and these books are dedicated to that memory. I am a former Chicago restaurateur and currently a licensed psychologist and social worker, in practice since 1985. I’ve also created therapy programs in creative writing and the arts. I bring my keen insight into personality types to this series of monster dining and dating books.
The Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, where I am from, has a thriving scene of supernatural and fantasy fandom and entertainment. The Zombie Pub Crawl is the longest running event of its kind in the USA, and we have bars dedicated to the macabre, like Donny Dirk’s Zombie Den The Twin Cities area boasts several internationally popular fan conventions , such as CONvergence, an annual science fiction and fantasy convention which routinely draws 6000 to 7000 attendees.
Coming up in Fall of 2015, I’ll be attending the Zombie Pub Crawl, as well as other events. A book release gala is planned for 2016 too! To keep current on all the exciting events and books I have planned, please sign up for my mailing list by clicking the menu button on the upper right.
Stay spooky!
Love,
Sheila
